Would you rather

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.

Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?

by Cee Dub December 21, 2003

are you afraid of the dark

One of the greatest shows ever on nickeloden but got cancelled and nickeloden just got worse and worse...what happened to the good old days! come on now you know the 90's!!!!!

are you afraid of the dark was the greatset show ever im tellin u u should see it!

Me:what happened to the good stuff on nickeloden?, u know are u afraid of the dark things like that
LittleCousin:what?, what is that?
Me:nm ur 2 young!

by awesomemusodeeder July 16, 2007

Slut you out

Not no regular sex!!!! It’s when your man put his foot on your head and fucks u. It when your man chokes u while fingering u and hitting it from the back all at the same time. If your man wants to slut u out it means he tryna toot tht big ol ass up n hav u squirting n farting.

Girl: Treat me like a lady, fuck me like a thot

Boy: so you want me to slut You out?

by PoshAssBitch January 8, 2021

You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022

you know (name)

1)Threatening term normally said when meeting an undesireable. Often used between "young teams" in Scotland.

You know (name)
example:
1) You know Gactur? Drives a polis motor naw even a polis.
2) You know Danny Mcann? Got banned fae eh annex, dusny even care, up er eh noo.
3) You know Wee Lennon? Does keepy ups wi' dugs heeds?

by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009

so you mad

backup phrase used to question someones reaction to a certion situation...

Boy: YEEEEEEEEEEEE! DAMNN SON! That car left spinner is goin backwards!!!

Girl: So you mad?

by liljesus January 12, 2009

Give You a Poke

American Wild West slang for having sex with a girl. Literally to poke her in the vagina with your penis.

Other forms- To have a poke, having a poke, poke her good, give her a poke, give her a real good poke, giving her a poke

For example, from the 2011 Kiwi Western Black Comedy "Good For Nothing", a cowboy kidnaps a girl.

Girl- "And just what do you intend to do with me?!"
Guy- "Give you a poke!"
*Girl stares wordlessly at Guy, jaw hanging open*

by josa115 November 23, 2013