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McPick Two

When a person has sex with 2 different people in the same day.
“Did you hear Johnny had a McPick Two last night? He fucked Ashley at the pregame and then fucked Alexis at the end of the night
“That’s unreal dude”
by A-really_cool_adult December 27, 2018
mugGet the McPick Twomug.

two toke chase

A stoner game where the participants arrange themselves in a circle, and each take turns to take two tokes on a marijuana joint. The game requires that you take two tokes, pass the joint on to the next person in the circle, and hold your breath until the joint is passed back to you. Obviously, the more players of the game, the harder this is.

Minor variants on the rules exist - some players suggest that you're allowed to take one normal deep breath before your two tokes, other people insist that you may not breathe air at all.

Anyone who takes a breath before the joint is passed back to them is a loser and is out of the game. The winner is the last man (or woman) standing. Some conventions dictate that the winner must finish the joint on their own, others say they can save it for later.
by SlinQ April 30, 2019
mugGet the two toke chasemug.

two

that shitty host in tpot
he is british do not trust him
two from tpot is a bad host
by probablypeenuts November 23, 2023
mugGet the twomug.
Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
mugGet the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdownmug.

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating
Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.
by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016
mugGet the two horse saloonmug.

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