New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids

We can't have 80 kids at the party this ain't a Mexican Casa

by EatThatRustyNail June 13, 2016

mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.

Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw

by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025

Mexican Pepper

Mexican Pepper is a essential play when your on a bendy and are feeling tired. Firstly, you take a ZYNbabwe and coat it in a thin layer of the happy dust. Then you throw it top bunk. This will not just pick you up but it will have you grinding your front two teeth like BO2 in 2013.

Holy fuck boys i was hung, but i threw a little Mexican pepper in now i am buzzing around like a killer hornet.

by EZMoneyShredder March 27, 2024

Mexican pheasant

A black and white bird aka the magpie

Dave " hey sergio look at all those mexican pheasants in a flock!"

Sergio " you racist bastard!"

by ButcherOG July 23, 2022

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

by Osoboro April 14, 2023