Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.

I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010

I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017

I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020

Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult towards you and your mom pretty much saying your stupid and so is your mom and you have here genes...

>>Man your dumb!
--Well at least my mom doesnt go to collage
>>I think its your female parental unit attends a post-secondary institution

by Brandon H May 27, 2005

What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

by Pussy eater101 October 31, 2018

National appreciation to you mom❤️

To appreciate your mothers - November 6

Happy National appreciation to you mom❤️

by Anonymoususer55629 November 6, 2021