a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022
 Get the Two pot nightmug.
Get the Two pot nightmug. 1.	(music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
•	“Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
by bentrd August 16, 2025
 Get the Two-part inventionmug.
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 Get the two bucket Brianmug.
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