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Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.
Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’
by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023
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west chester syndrome

When someone gets shit bagged wasted and gets a severe concussion resulting in loss of work and memory.
shit did you see how hard that drunk hit his head when he fell, he is gonna have west chester syndrome for sure!
by cs58 September 14, 2009
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mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.
hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.
by thebilldozer August 20, 2010
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The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.
"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"
by Dunva July 21, 2016
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Woah Vicky syndrome

When someone says or acts as if they were black and from "the hood". basically acting like the internet personality Woah Vicky
Person 1: "dude, Jake is acting like hes black all of a sudden"
Person 2: "sounds like Jake has Woah vicky syndrome."
by north polar bear April 9, 2020
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After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666
"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"
by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022
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short man Syndrome

Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.

Common side effects:

Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance

Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy

Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected

Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)

Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question

Walking with chest out

short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.

short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie

Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know

Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!

Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021
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