by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022
A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
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