National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.
by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021
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Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.
by JAMZ! February 06, 2009
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Poop in his mouth

To poop in one's mouth is a Midwest American colloquial expression, meaning:
1. To poke fun at someone, similar to the English expression "taking the piss";
2. To utterly dominate an opponent, in the context of sports or games.
1. It was first and goal and I was sure Team A was going to score a touchdown, but Team B's defense decided to rush the QB and poop in his mouth, they stopped him no problem.

2. Look at that guy with the mullet over there. I dare you to poop in his mouth.
by smerdjik May 02, 2018
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Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.
Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"
by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009
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hippie converting pee poop

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop
by turdcraft August 05, 2011
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poop out your mouth

Used when someone refers to an idiot who says stupid shit every time they talk.
Can also be referred to in context of the Southpark episode where Cartman demonstrates how to eat with your butt and poop out your mouth, literally.
You need to stop talking. It's like you poop out your mouth every time you open it.
You see that episode of Southpark where Cartman pooped out of his mouth?
by drdra February 08, 2008
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Poop in Public Pause or PPP

When pooping in a public restroom and someone walks in. You wait until they're gone so you can continue your poop.
Hence, the Poop in Public Pause.
Dude, I had the longest "Poop in Public Pause or PPP" in my life. I was at work the other day and couldn't hold my BM 'til I got home. It was going great until someone walked in and didn't leave for what seemed like 15 minutes.
by Dick Dasturdley August 22, 2010
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