when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall
Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.
by Kiruin May 22, 2023
When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.
There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
by Shidface July 29, 2019
Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
by FussyBritches February 16, 2017
by CostoLover16 December 08, 2024
When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
by Soupman79 November 21, 2024
He was teasing me with his chocolate peach
by Soupman79 November 21, 2024