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Transitive Property of Kissing

If Person A has kissed Person B, and Person B has kissed Person C, then Person A has kissed Person C through the transitive property of kissing.
If Chloe has kissed Jack, and Jack has kissed Elaine, then Chloe has kissed Elaine through the transitive property of kissing.

When I was talking with my boyfriend's ex, all I could think of was how we had kissed through the transitive property of kissing.
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Oyster Kisses 

"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"
Oyster Kisses by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

Punched in the Kisser 

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.
Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole

Serial Kisser 

Adj. Someone who gets drunk, and feels the need to kiss everyone in the room.
"What is wrong with you?"
"I was just attacked by the serial kisser!"
Serial Kisser by Wendalita October 27, 2007
Something that happens in the kitchen when your parents arent home and occured during a homework help session. Something that makes you smile four the whole night and next morrning.
i was kissing him yesterday
kissing by smushy mouse June 7, 2011
a mix of kissing and snuggling at the same time
While lying next to each other, my boyfriend and I like to kissle.
kissle by Sarah May 23, 2003

scissors kissing 

Lesbian sex act where one woman rubs her girlie parts / vagina against another woman's girlie parts vagina.

This causes their legs to look like scissors (if you are lucky enough to actually witness this act)

Also see clam bumping or clam bumper
Two men getting it on is disgusting and wrong but two girls scissors kissing is wholesome and natural.