Skip to main content

crack hole

The small hole in the plastic lid of disposable coffee cups that you burn your self through by taking that first sip of your morning peppermint-mocha crack.
I stopped by starfucks and couldn't tell how hot it was through the crack hole and burnt the shit out of my cunninglingus machine !
by grindingbassline December 3, 2004
mugGet the crack hole mug.

Five Hole

Beneath the male or transsexual scrotum, above the taint, there lies a fleshy patch that when the correct pressure is applied, usually by an erect penis dripping in apple martini lube, gives way and forms its cavernous orifice known as The Five Hole.
This action/location is not limited to gay or transsexual intercourse. Strap-on's and other forms of penetrative objects are permitted. The discoverers of the Five Hole encourage experimentation.

If you would like to learn more on The Five Hole/Variations on The Five Hole also see:

The Russian Mitten
Swashbuckling
Rossing (Bob Rossing)
Muppeteering
Kellering
Squirreling
verb-"Hey Bill, you're looking at me like you wanna go Five Hole or something"
"Let's go Five Hole with our socks on"

noun- "I'm gonna fist your Five Hole"(see RUSSIAN MITTEN)

adjective- "Your chapped lips look Five Hole-ish"
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
mugGet the Five Hole mug.

k-hole

A huge problem in a beat-em up game when you pick-up one weapon and have another in hand adn then when you try to whap someone with it than you pick up your original weapon
I wanted to smack jack but I was in a weapon K-hole!
by Finalfighter June 20, 2004
mugGet the k-hole mug.

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field
D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.
by Bart February 18, 2004
mugGet the top hole mug.

Gas Hole

Someone who shows characteristics of being jewish when it comes to gas. these people commonly pass up going places because hey do not want to "waste gas". They can usually be found in the passenger seat of a friends car.
Ryan passed up going fishing because he didn't want to waste gas on the way to the lake, What a Gas Hole.
by jenco4bmx July 16, 2009
mugGet the Gas Hole mug.

a hole a frigen a gandolf

a hole a frigen a gandolf is a ganondorf from super smash bros. meele but with a butthole as a face. (butthole credit to gotse)

search user austinpimp123 to find a picture of a hole a frigen a gandolf
a hole a frigen a gandolf
by jikle February 16, 2008
mugGet the a hole a frigen a gandolf mug.

Fire In the Hole

1.) What one yells when one throws an explosive or farts in public.

2.) Gay bottom horniness, or the itchiness that goes along with.
1.) Peter had to yell "fire in the hole" on the elevator because he let one rip and he didn't want people to smell it.

2.) Whenever Ryan thinks about Jason's cock inside of him, he gets fire in the hole.
by A.V. December 18, 2003
mugGet the Fire In the Hole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email