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Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018
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Post Cum Clarity

The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
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cum stain stan

he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter
cum stain stan fucked me in half with his massive cum blasts last night
by cum.stain.stan April 21, 2022
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cum slung hoe

A hoe dat be gettin nutted on by all da homies!
Debra ain't nuttin but a cum slung hoe! Shit I nutted all over dat beyotch last night!
by the true definition April 9, 2015
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minnie horse cum

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen
Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”
by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022
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Cum Sock Gambit

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022
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post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.
Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity
by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011
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