Chocolate Vampire

When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".

Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.

by xitalent March 17, 2022

Chocolate banana

When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.

Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.

by Diddyfan July 6, 2025

Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina

He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie

by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025

Chocolate Taco

A delicious desert or a treat, that is basically a lot of melted chocolate chips on a warm pancake and is folded. so it looks like a taco.

Haha! Chocolate Taco go BRRRRRRRRRRR

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023

Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025

Chocolate

it can mean anything, like you can use it in anyway

LILLY: "i am going to the movies"
JACK: "that's chocolate"

or it can be

RON: " i just ate my house"
JACK: " that is chocolate"

by WHYAMISOINGTHIS67 February 2, 2024

Chocolate Dip-stick

The act of inserting one's penis deep into the anal cavity and pulling out to see it covered in brown fecal matter.

John: Man last night was rough...
Tyler: What happened?
John: My girl wanted to try anal last night and she got shit all over my dick!

Tlyer: Ha! You got a Chocolate Dip-stick

by MR.MANGUY667 June 6, 2022