peanut butter shelm

some good eat'n, a very taste treat that dont take to long to make!

" Wow this is some good eat'n this peanut butter shelm, it tastes as good as travis looks!"

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

Nutter Butter

One of the most illicit drugs in the united states, not fucked around with by any pussy ass mother fuckers. Typically inserted rectally, it can also be snorted, but if you're shnifing anything you're probably already too pussy to try nutter butter. So far Nutter Butter is found predominantly in more metropolitan areas like NY and Cali, but it will probably make its way more inland soon.

"dude let's butt plug some nutter butter"

"my ass is so buttery right now"

by cuntmaster69 December 5, 2012

butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN September 24, 2012

bamatter butter

Butter that has been left out on the kitchen table all day and turns to mush. It's very good for spreading but often gets very messy.

Dude 1: "Man this butter is rock hard, I can't spread it AAAAHHH!!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry man I got some bamatter butter this stuff spreads so nice"

by John15 October 24, 2012

Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Peanut Butter Suit

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform

Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..

by Goldwinger July 6, 2012

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013