azoural and extractor
Man 1: Dude I cant go to the party my mom said no
Man 2: What are you a fuckin butt baby
Man 1: Do I look like extractor 111 or freddy fazbear to you?
Man 2: What are you a fuckin butt baby
Man 1: Do I look like extractor 111 or freddy fazbear to you?
by Jack67194 May 28, 2023
Get the butt babymug. a butt genie is simply someone with an amazing ass that grants your wishes or a genie that comes out of your butt.
by sillysoup__ May 27, 2017
Get the butt geniemug. Butt dial is when you mistakenly call someone. This normally happens when your phone is in your back pocket and you sit down and the phone app calls someone for you. They end up answering and getting annoyed because you called them and now your not answering while they are trying to talk to you. Not to be confused with a booty call.
Donna: *sits down*
Jacob: David, my boi, your phones ringing.
David: Ah shit man it's Donna you know I've liked her for a while
Jacob: Answer it dumb fuck
David: Okay Okay. Donna, hey why are you calling?
Donna: *Sits unaware that she accidentally called someone*
Jacob: What she saying
David: *Realizes it must be a butt dial?*
Also David: *Throws phone across room*
Jacob: David, my boi, your phones ringing.
David: Ah shit man it's Donna you know I've liked her for a while
Jacob: Answer it dumb fuck
David: Okay Okay. Donna, hey why are you calling?
Donna: *Sits unaware that she accidentally called someone*
Jacob: What she saying
David: *Realizes it must be a butt dial?*
Also David: *Throws phone across room*
by TheFudge6969 December 8, 2019
Get the Butt dialmug. Butt Front
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015
Get the Butt Frontmug. by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 13, 2016
Get the Sewage buttmug. by gavin goes on May 1, 2020
Get the poopy buttmug. When a man tightens his belt above the waistline resulting in a protruding rear end thus, enhancing the contour of his butt cheeks.
by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018
Get the Belt Buttmug.