A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence March 19, 2007
Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit
because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
by Pousquella November 17, 2017
When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.
I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.
by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024
by Mesoro March 20, 2024
When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
by Cinnamon Raven November 07, 2014