suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020

Sucks to suck

A phrase used in response to someone who complains about a situation they've either created or have made worse.

Noob: I keep getting killed at van
Pro: sucks to suck, l2p

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.

"you can SUCK MY BALLS"

by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 8, 2022

suck for $20

Everything is said in the title

Hey girl suck for $20?

by CuzWhyNot? November 7, 2020

Penta-SUCK

The reward one receives after acquiring a Pentakill in a prestigious situation. For example while being over at your girlfriends place, playing in a public tournament or during video game club in school.

"Emily I got a Pentakill! Deliver me my Penta-SUCK!"

by Phatush September 19, 2019

$20 suck' suck'

An obscure Japanese style of oral sex that is extraordinarily cheap, and usually occurs in cheap inns or hotels.

$20 suck' suck'... $15, final offer. It be very nice.

by nijima August 12, 2016

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025