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by Funnybutboring2 August 23, 2021
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A simp is a guy who will act all sweet and like a nice guys to a woman just to sleep with her or get nudes. He’s a player.
Don’t mess with him, that guys a total simp.
by SIMP DESTROYER February 2, 2020
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The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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by Je fromage November 6, 2020
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A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.
1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"

2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
by Pickmeboipolice69 November 21, 2021
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You got a girl?

No but I got fortnite.

Frickin' simp.
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someone who is always in the friend zone and takes a women side all the time, generally have a name of Wilson or Willy.
Wilson tried getting with that chick, but ended up being in the friend zone, how about that for a simp
by 1=-3-40982095809312 June 4, 2020
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