huffing the ten-pound brow 

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.

"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

huffing the ten-pound brow by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

86 the tomatoes 

to throw out rotten tomatoes etc.

Customer: Can I get the value menu?

Sales Person: You want the value menu? Ok.."removes the pickles, throws out the lettuce, 86 the tomatoes". here it is sir!

Customer: WTF are you doing?!

Sales Person: I'm giving you our value menu. (smiles) :)

86 the tomatoes by Crankstarz April 28, 2010

What the Tsamps 

A saying used 2 describe a feeling of annoyance.

Anthony,"bro i f***n totaled my car"

Mathew,"What the Tsamps bro"

What the Tsamps by Tsamps January 9, 2011

Poke The Tailpipe 

A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.

It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)

- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').

Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"

Poke The Tailpipe by Morgan Wilde September 22, 2012

Lady & The Tramping 

One person has food in their mouth while other runs up and french kiss the food out of them. MUST BE A RANDOM PERSON.

Tom: I totally lady and the tramped my girlfriend.

Bill: nahh man its only Lady & The Tramping if its a random person.

Tom: Oh shit I'm gay.

Lady & The Tramping by Osoreos July 5, 2012

Burping the Turtle 

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

Burping the Turtle by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

chocking the turkey 

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

chocking the turkey by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013