Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

Piss Balls

the balls are stored in the piss

"Piss Balls"
"what"
"Piss Balls"

by Mc. Moron March 9, 2021

Donkey piss

slang for can we finish Naruto movie film extravaganza

Hey! Donkey piss.

by Jollof on the rocks March 13, 2021

Gamer piss

The act of going to the bathroom before a game starts and pissing as hard as you can to get back to gaming is much so it hurts the shaft

“Hey bro I’ll be right back I gotta go pee”
“Hurry up were about to drop!”
“Hey I’m back that was a real Gamer Piss”

by iEATpeople4FUN March 16, 2021

piss bucket

bucket of piss

bob: “Did you seen Fawn got their own piss bucket?”
obama: “swag”

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal

Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.

by Big schlong No March 28, 2021

piss

what you say when you don't know what to say in a non-awkward conversation to make it awkward

"how's your mom doing?"

"she's terrible, she has cancer in her brain"

"piss"

by scilar March 30, 2021