Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.

"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

Mexican Cheerio

A male Mexican feeding Cheerios to another male/female, from the tip of his dick

Want to have a Mexican Cheerio tonight Ozzy?

by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022

mexican steambath

When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.

Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.

by Awenger November 27, 2017

mexican sword fight

When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes

"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"

by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017

mexican cigars

Taquitos.

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?

by hintss May 17, 2016

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021