Mr Laskowitz

A guy with a nice wanker and a great booty.

I met the hottest Mr Laskowitz at the mall yesterday.

by Paytonlisious40 June 3, 2020

Texas laso

When you put a bolo tie around your ball sack to make it look like a gentleman

Burt Reynolds said to use his bolo to give yourself a texas laso while getting a mustache ride.

by Birtreynolds12 October 10, 2020

Do Lashes

To give oral

I’m going to do lashes after work

by Pain117 November 18, 2020

Do Lashes

To give oral

I’m going to do lashes after work

by Pain117 November 18, 2020

do lashes

To give oral

I’m going to do lashes after work

by Pain117 November 18, 2020

So Last Wave

Something that was cool in the first wave of coronavirus but is now just shit

Dave: do you wanna try my banana bread?
Gary: no Dave It's lockdown, and anyway, that's so last wave

by Colourburnznoah January 15, 2021

Whiff-lash

When you take a whiff of something that smells so loud it makes you jerk your head backwards causing "whiff-lash"

I opened my bag and took a sniff, it was so rank I got "whiff-lash"

by Nailer Pokey December 22, 2020