bake cakes 

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.

I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch

bake cakes by Crackface August 2, 2007

cakes 

A girl with an usually large butt

Look at her, that girl has cakes!

cakes by blove September 21, 2003

Cakeman 

A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.

Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.

Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.

Cakeman by Special K!! July 11, 2006

cakestripes 

The shit which ist left, when you forgot to use the toilet brush.

"What the hell is that, down there in the toilet bowl?"
"Seems to be some cakestripes, homie!"

cakestripes by Winkelsen May 18, 2008

Cakerizm 

To pre cake. To pre-plan a cakin session with your girl, instead of hanging out with your boys days before the actual "act" of cakin occurs.

Scheduling a cakin session while out in the club, for the next day.

Ryan: "Man I'm going to cake tomorrow with my girl." says this while we're at the club.
Kevin: "Shawn and everyone is going out. Thats some Cakerizm right there homie." Pre-cakin!

Cakerizm by DeezBluBallz August 23, 2010

Cakeatarian 

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

Cakeatarian by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012

Cakebivalent 

Adjective: ambivalent towards cake

"You want some of this red velvet goodness?"
"Eh, I'm pretty cakebivalent right now."

Cakebivalent by Milo_Minderbinder February 11, 2014