Dirty Spud

The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.
I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.
by The brown crusader March 04, 2019
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dirty della

A dirty Della is when two people have sex and then leave to fuck their neighbours in the swimming pool
Last night Dave and I had a dirty Della and it was the best
by Studiesfromassiu April 29, 2020
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Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful
by Boogaboogaboo92 June 04, 2020
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Dirty Schuyler

When you have anal sex with your 3rd cousin as she sucks off the neighbors great dane and your grandmother masturbates while watching you.
Shaggy: like, where's Velma and Scooby Doo?
Daphne: She took Scooby to meet her cousin and Grandmother, she said something about a Dirty Schuyler.
Fred:🤮🤮🤮
by bbt104 March 28, 2020
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Dirty Curmudgeon

Used to describe a unworthy, unclean, disgustingly irritating and socially distant person. Usually riff raff of society....
I thought she was my kind of girl until i met her old boyfriend! Wow what a Dirty Curmudgeon he was!
by SOB5150 August 29, 2016
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dirty gordon

Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.
I brought a cannon and some sheep, let's pull a dirty gordon!
by asfhuahofi May 05, 2022
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