nuke nut november

A one-time replacement for No Nut November in order to save the amazon rainforest

Guy 1: you heard about Pornhub planting a tree for every 100 vids watched?

Guy 2: yeah, No Nut November is being switched to Nuke Nut November to save the amazon rainforest

by Fave_mcfavington August 30, 2019

post nut clarity

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.

Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.

by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020

bofa deez nuts

Both of the tesicles on the male operating the statement.

Man 1: "Have you seen Bofa?"

Man 2: "No I haven't who is that?" Man 1: "Bofa deez nuts!!"

by ElBetoRgz May 16, 2016

Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

by TKW231 June 6, 2009

Resemblance Nut Block

When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.

Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much

by Zcphus June 29, 2018

Post-nut powwow

After rawdogging a chick and blowing your load in her vagina, remain inside the female and engage in non-sexual related conversation.

Mike brought up Jane's obsession with Rick and Morty after cumming inside her resulting in a post-nut powwow.

by Rowdorr July 30, 2016

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011