My friend: don't simp over him.
Me: me? Simp? Puh lease I don't simp...I CRUSH.
My friend: okay...Then...dont...crush...over...him...I guess?
Me: me? Simp? Puh lease I don't simp...I CRUSH.
My friend: okay...Then...dont...crush...over...him...I guess?
by XXXThat.one.emo.girlXXX December 7, 2020
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Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(
Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(
Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.
by Lil girl, BIG vocabulary December 7, 2020
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Friend 2: Aww man you’re a simp
Friend 2: Aww man you’re a simp
by DefiningKidsIKnow December 8, 2020
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