When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
Get the Gorilla two stepmug. “Did you hear Johnny had a McPick Two last night? He fucked Ashley at the pregame and then fucked Alexis at the end of the night”
“That’s unreal dude”
“That’s unreal dude”
by A-really_cool_adult December 27, 2018
Get the McPick Twomug. My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
Get the Cock au twomug. by No, you don't get to know. February 23, 2021
Get the Sixty Twomug. A stoner game where the participants arrange themselves in a circle, and each take turns to take two tokes on a marijuana joint. The game requires that you take two tokes, pass the joint on to the next person in the circle, and hold your breath until the joint is passed back to you. Obviously, the more players of the game, the harder this is.
Minor variants on the rules exist - some players suggest that you're allowed to take one normal deep breath before your two tokes, other people insist that you may not breathe air at all.
Anyone who takes a breath before the joint is passed back to them is a loser and is out of the game. The winner is the last man (or woman) standing. Some conventions dictate that the winner must finish the joint on their own, others say they can save it for later.
Minor variants on the rules exist - some players suggest that you're allowed to take one normal deep breath before your two tokes, other people insist that you may not breathe air at all.
Anyone who takes a breath before the joint is passed back to them is a loser and is out of the game. The winner is the last man (or woman) standing. Some conventions dictate that the winner must finish the joint on their own, others say they can save it for later.
by SlinQ April 30, 2019
Get the two toke chasemug. by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016
Get the two horse saloonmug. Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
Get the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdownmug.