Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.

That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!

by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010

pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.

Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.

by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

cake

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.

Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.

by MrCake February 6, 2007

Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020