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Smokey Ass Syndrome

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.
That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.
by FineDetail September 9, 2011
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Ao3 author syndrome

An occurrence in which someone gets into a situation in which they can't work on something they want to work on- typically but not limited to fanfiction.

Ao3 author syndrome gets its name from the popular fanfiction website "archiveofourown.org" and how authors always want to write fanfiction, even if they accidentally drink bleach or get run over.

Ao3 author syndrome is kind of a synonym for the Ao3 Author Curse, but the Ao3 Author Curse refers to exclusively fanfiction authors
"I've been writing this essay for 10 hours straight, guess I got Ao3 Author Syndrome."
by Random person ig February 14, 2023
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Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.
-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome
by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021
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Prince Harry Syndrome

Refers to a person's act of manipulating others with a woe is me attitude after having a self-inflicted failure so that others come to their aid and solve their self-inflicted failures for them.

Originates from the fact that Prince Harry brought misfortune upon himself the moment he stepped back from Working Royal duties and then proceeded to make himself look like he was the victim of his situation which unfortunately resulted to everyone from Netflix executives to some random Americans coming to his aid because they seriously thought he was in trouble and it wasn't his fault.
Amber Heard's narrative of her marriage to Johnny Depp really gives her Prince Harry Syndrome vibes.
Jamie Spears reaction to Britney Spears' conservatorship being revoked really shows that he has Prince Harry Syndrome.
by KruskalWallisSimpson October 19, 2022
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short man Syndrome

Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.

Common side effects:

Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance

Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy

Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected

Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)

Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question

Walking with chest out

short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.

short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie

Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know

Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!

Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021
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Location Shifting Syndrome

lack of productivity or zero productivity resulting from moving your WFH office from one location to another. One typically recovers within 2 weeks.
I just shifting back to my hometown and due to Location Shifting Syndrome, I'm not able to get back on track can't focus on work.
by miwsyed March 20, 2022
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urban outfitters syndrome

When a bitch sounds so nasally and annoying and is so ducking loud but tries to pretend she’s chill and indi and environmentally conscious but rlly just wants dick under the disguise of a reformed basic New England lulu bitch. Also has to play lax solely for the reason that she can tell people she plays lax.
Bruh I have urban outfitter syndrome

Urban outfitters syndrome cause ur acc lagging IRL
She’s so ficking annoying why the fuck is she 5’9 or 4’11 and so fucking basic

Ur lips r so small bc ur a basic cunt and ur acc rlly fucking mean. Ur gonna be fat and stop laughing at everything it’s not that funny.
by bitcha$$pussya$$hoe April 6, 2022
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