poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.

He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

by Exit Only June 26, 2009

Nikhil Ghost Poop

Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.

Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)

by superawesomedudeman999 October 30, 2011

poop ship destroyer

A cat who poops on everything, a ship for poop that destroys everything

That poop ship destroyer took a dump on my jacket! What an asshole!

by Kikimewmew March 9, 2014

Poop on me and lick it off

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011

National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.

Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!

by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021

just like my poop

said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable

Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross

Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?

by NeonGenesis November 20, 2013

National Poop Pic Day

October 29th. National send the homies your poop day. This is the day where you must send the real homies a sweet picture of your miraculous creation/poopy. If someone does not send a poop pic on this day you are not real homies with said person.

Friend one: did you get my poopy pic?
Friend two: *holds back tears* my nigga...

National poop pic day: the day to send your homies a snap of your crap

by Grant FREAKING Goldsmith October 29, 2019