taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

Piss

It's piss what else did you think it was... It's that water like liquid that comes out of a dick when you need to go "number one"
Not to be confused with cum the primarily slimier, stickier and white liquid

Jim: "Afk, I need to take a piss"
Jimothy: "Ight, too much info though"

by Raccoon gamer March 12, 2023

Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 8, 2017

Piss

A great laugh. The kind that makes you hurt and cry typically.

Yo I heard Marcus accidentally hooked up with a dude last night!

Haha that's piss!

by TheWhackMC January 6, 2022

Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022

Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.

(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"

by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024