Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.

Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024

Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating

Juan made a delicious Mexican cumcake.

by koolterrorist May 12, 2023

Mexican double stuff

when two Mexicans double penetrate a girl and creampie both holes

hey man do you want to have a Mexican double stuff with Stacy

by krakenatron666 July 9, 2023

Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

by Curly smurf July 28, 2017

Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez November 28, 2015

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Mexican puzzle

Ripping up a newspaper or other pieces of paper and making someone put the pieces back together.

Son:"dad im bored."
Dad:*rips up newspaper*
"Here's a Mexican puzzle, put it together."

by thatoneguy23 December 8, 2014