Johnathia 

A super cute ship name for two amazing people, Johnathan and Julia.
Often said to annoy two people

AWW, JOHNATHIA!!

Johnathia by Pegasus.R.AWESOME08 June 7, 2018

John Doe Song 

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

John Doe Song by CrusaderFromTheUSA June 8, 2018

John Pesce 

100% full send. He got so much cash he's cashed out. Have pulled triple crowns and grand slams. He run this shit.

John Pesce got so much cash.

John Pesce by Heckleton Fleckleton June 9, 2018

John Hall 

A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever

Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall

John Hall by Jameron hall June 15, 2018

John Leone

A phrase used to describe someone with a Ego so big but yet they are a complete moron. Don't have such a big john leone.

He wanted to create his vison and image but he is so egotesticle and doesn't know how to do anything that everything he touches fails at some point and he pulls a John Leone

John Leone by hjjjoJOE Cikola June 16, 2018

john copeland 

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend

John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.

john copeland by Nhojd August 31, 2018

John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

John Logic™ by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018