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Fucking butter knife

Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out
by Shane Moto YT December 25, 2018
mugGet the Fucking butter knifemug.
This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.
"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."
by Mister Pew April 26, 2024
mugGet the Now we're cooking with butter.mug.

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020
mugGet the no peanut buttermug.

Furry Butter

The greasy material that is built up over time inside a fur suit that has not been cleaned for a prolonged period of time, as often happens. You can eventually scrape it with a knife to get a swath of butter.

It is made up of sebum, sweat lipids, keratin debris from flaking skin, and bacterial/fungal growth.
You better clean that suit - I can smell the furry butter buildup from here.
by anon gamer September 9, 2025
mugGet the Furry Buttermug.

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?
by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021
mugGet the BBQ Buttermug.

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.
Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again
by MisterTalia May 26, 2023
mugGet the buttering your teethmug.

peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
mugGet the peanut butter and jellymug.

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