Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat

Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.

by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020

go eat a box of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a box of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

Box has been checked

Totally Pregnant.
Knocked up

Dude 1: Man, I want to get with that honey.
Dude 2: No way man, her box has been checked.
Dude 1: For real?
Dude 2: FOR REAL.

by Barrys And Cream February 26, 2011

Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"

Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!

by Caticon July 10, 2018

Yea Old Sketchy Box.

The wooden crate in your head where all sketchy thoughts get flung to be dealt with at a later drug free date.

Wow that's weird... (I wonder if I'm slightly fried)

Yes indeed, it appears to be something for Yea Old Sketchy Box.

by Ma-nam-a-ray January 21, 2019

Saint Louis Sauce Box

When, in the course of love making, your partner, who is having her period, gets blood on your ribs. So called because of St. Louis' famous BBQ ribs.

I'm never sleeping with her again, dude: Last night she gave me the Saint Louis Sauce Box!

by Teebs-Bizzle August 21, 2009

Open a Box of Butt Magic

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 9, 2008