Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

turn the air blue

phrase British informal

to swear many times or use a lot of rude words, for example because you are angry. You can also say that the air turns blue if someone speaks in this way.

While youre in this house you will not turn the air blue, you got it?

by lawomous June 18, 2018

light blue collar

People who are college educated yet have technical skills from a tech college that compliments their educational spectrum that creates a perfect rounded employable individual that is highly needed in today's society.

John, is an great example of the light blue collar workers that this company needs.

by Fyr75 February 8, 2019

crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019

Baby Blue Crew

An international set created by King of kings based out of northern MA (disbanded officially 2002-2019). If you have seen the Baby Blue Crew between 2002-2019, those individuals were not actual initiated members of the real Baby Blue Crew which is a baby gansta set under the Illuminati (the most notorious and powerful gang in the world). Baby Blue Crew had members from the Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, MS13, Triads, Yakuza and various other gangs and cartels.

Nigga's in the Baby Blue Crew now . You know what that means they did to him, right? That's some real Sh*t.

by DaRealJeezy April 24, 2019

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019