monkey man

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.

I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.

by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008

Stupid Monkey

A weed (marijuana) hang-over. When recovering from getting way too stoned or roofied, you say, "Stupid Monkey!" as an exclamation of how you feel, as if you are passing the blame to a monkey instead of yourself.

Oh man I got so stoned last night, I feel like shit now... Stupid Monkey!!

by goddamnpoopstain October 20, 2009

nigger monkey

a nigger monkey is an offensive but funny term to use with ur black friends (only if ur black) ur will leave them with their jaws on the ground but also crying tears of laughter

“stfu you nigger monkey”

by i<3blkppl June 3, 2022

sock monkey

A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)

"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."

by Suzy Creamcheeze July 9, 2009

ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

by daedalus October 3, 2003

Trunk Monkey

Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.

guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"

by chips\ahoy June 28, 2009

Monkey soup

A Bevrage common to west affrica, Infact some would call it a delicacy. a dish were monkeys are serades and Danced on as The chef Creates a bueatiful and Flaky crust of yeast and corn Seed

I danced the monkey soup, and it was delicous

by SwissCheeseMan October 11, 2004