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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.
Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!
by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025
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All In with Chris Hayes

an American news television program that airs weekdays at 8:00 p.m. ET on MSNBC.3 It is hosted by Chris Hayes, who previously hosted Up with Chris Hayes on MSNBC weekends. The show premiered on April 1, 2013
On August 23, 2019, All In with Chris Hayes began experimenting with a series of three, Friday-night editions presented in front of a live studio audience in Studio 6-A
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All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive
CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ
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All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.
I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.
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slay all day

kill all day “ lets go slay all day
“Hey wanna go slay all day?”
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All rackets, no balls

When you need multiple items, components, or skills to complete a task, but your missing one of them.
Harry had the proper dance costume but his dance moves sucked. He was all rackets, no balls.
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