Jeff Taco

A "Jeff Taco" Is usually very bad at grand theft auto they have small pens.

I have a Jeff Taco

by Zintoe July 29, 2021

Taco

Another word for top coat. Usually in the form of nail polish.

Person 1: Now we gotta add our glossy taco

Person 2: Taco?

Person 1: Like a top coat for your nails. A glossy taco or a holo taco.

Person 3: Yeah I cant believe you didn’t know that. God Karen you’re so stupid.

Person 2: Sorry.

by Resting_bitch_face133 May 30, 2018

Taco Braille

when it’s dark and you’re blindly reaching in the Taco Bell bag to make sure your order is correct.

Hey make sure you taco braille, the order is never right at this store.

by Shayne Repooc December 15, 2024

Baja fish taco

When you get mountain dew Baja blast in a bottle, shake it, and open it up aimed at a women's vagina. And proceed to eat her out.

Man 1:"Dude her pussy tasted so good last night."
Man 2: "How come?"
Man 1: "I ate a Baja fish taco."

by Dank_memes June 29, 2018

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves

“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

poison taco

A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"

by Slokko August 24, 2014

Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014