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Passport Bro

Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.

In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.

The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”

“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
mugGet the Passport Bromug.

bro-fella

Bro-fella (n.) refers to a male person (also known as a fella) who is extremely close and endeared to someone, almost like a brother.

This term is a hyper-recent iteration of the term bro, and is used commonly by young people between the ages of 1-29.
I wanted to sleep with Stacy so bad, but unfortunately she doesn't see me that way and now I'm in her bro-fella zone.

Bro-fella, how about you and I start a business together?

I've known Jim since I was nine and a half years old, and he is my bro-fella.
by anonymous January 14, 2022
mugGet the bro-fellamug.

toh bro

when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya

or when your just really tired
wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..
by ECPcuh July 23, 2018
mugGet the toh bromug.

Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.
Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi
by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021
mugGet the Torpedo bromug.

Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024
mugGet the Masto Bromug.

Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.
Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"
by Don Heroic June 10, 2020
mugGet the Bros before hoesmug.

Calling all bros

We need you to make 10 Google users and sub to pewds with all of them to kull T series
SUB 2 PEWDS
Calling all bros
by FLIPPERN March 16, 2019
mugGet the Calling all brosmug.

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