putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Back Door McFagel Sidewinder

Whenever two men are having anal sex with a woman and every time they pull out one of the men sucks the others dick. While this is happening the girl then has strap-on sex with one of the guys. After everyone has been penetrated by another they all put daises down their butt and then defecate. After pooping they make the girl eat the daises and then pee on her face.

Dude did you see that Back Door McFagel Sidewinder last night? It was sick!

by TheAnonymousStud November 13, 2011

Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

by Eric Guan October 21, 2011

i got your back

Verb. Meaning to have a part in a fight in the direction that the primary fighter is facing, or also to mean a person will accompany another in a stupid or foolish act.

"If Jerry swings on me, will you be there?" "Yeah, I got your back" or "I'm going to go drink a fifth tonight, wanna go?" "Sure man I got your back"

by That one army guy September 30, 2013

Back in your box bitch

for a woman to get back in the kitchen

Louise, get back in your box bitch

by 0Mentos0 June 13, 2010

draw back a bloody stump

pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.

Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.

by The-Hawk July 23, 2009

ace in your back pocket

a person/hook up that you have at your convenience and can rely on for sex but aren't very invested in because of lack of emotional attachment. you could ditch them at any point.

It's not like you really gave a shit about Jacob anyway. He was just an ace in your back pocket.

by mindfultourist June 16, 2018