fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

by boarsoldier May 20, 2015

you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.

*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"

by sniperphobia February 22, 2021

age is just a spice

The state of mind when you get older and are attracted to even older men or women because the younger people are in a constant state of being Tasmanian in nature, only stopping for a quick glance but then spinning up again and moving on. It's all they know.

Oh Gosh! You can see by looking at him that he likes older women because age is just a spice, after all.

If that young man stopped Tasmanian spinning for a while he would see age is a spice!

by RipperJim December 23, 2021

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011

"rappin like a slave"

someone who raps (or talks) about backwards a-political or self hate type shit.a sambo/sellout type that says what massa wants to hear(ie;record execs,corporate tyrants,or uncle sam)..pro-market words or lyrics that would make a slave master proud.

that dude wearing that red,white and blue shirt over there, "rappin like a slave"...them uncle tom preachers be "rappin like a slave"...a lot of money motivated rappers be "rappin like a slave"..dude snitchin,"rappin like a slave"

by reverendtriggafiinga October 30, 2008

a secret game

a secret game is a "Live, Real Life Game" that is played around the world. Game players are sworn to secrecy about the game and everything involved with it. To be a player in a secret game one must be challenged by someone already playing.

Are you playing a secret game?

by ASG Game Master November 6, 2018