by Ricecakelover May 23, 2018
Get the beautiful little rice cake mug.When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candle mug.by i describe words May 22, 2021
Get the cake mug.Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!
Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.
Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.
by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003
Get the Sran Cakes mug.So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake
by a captain of industry November 25, 2011
Get the hotdog cake mug.1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.
by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022
Get the Show Cake mug.Yooo that girl is so thicc, I heared that she slept with half the people on campus. I could also go for some community cake myself.
by Naty_boy April 1, 2020
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