Piss Bot

A robot stolen from a company and modified to piss beer in a cup.

Jane - I'm gonna put my cup on the ground to get beer
Piss bot- PIIISH

by Pissbotofbrad February 12, 2022

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Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

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Piss

A refreshing beverage

"Talking about piss is kinda making me thirsty."

by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 5, 2021

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piss-bomb

the act of leaving a pool of your pee Infront of someone's house

"Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"

by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022

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When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.

Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)

by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025

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