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National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
by aternis October 26, 2020
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the united nations

The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization tasked to promote international cooperation and to create and maintain international order. A replacement for the ineffective League of Nations, the organization was established on 24 October 1945 after World War II in order to prevent another such conflict.
The United Nations has just withheld a vote on international trading.
by Etch Jackson January 1, 2018
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Washington Nationals

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1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
by Legends of Suck July 28, 2009
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model united nations

1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.
1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.
by Lee N Sneadruin July 28, 2008
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national grab pussy day

December 18. National grab pussy day is where you find ya girl(or if ur single a random girl) and u grab tf outta dat pussy
Bryce- “ I grabbed Serena’s pussy so hard it squirted all over me”
Matt-“ Bro I gotta find a girl and just grab random pussy for national grab pussy day
by Fuckkkmeee November 2, 2017
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National Grab Dick Day

On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.
*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"
by anongirl1305 May 25, 2018
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national fuck pussy day

When u grab any girl and just fuck he with no condom on and make sure u fuck more then one
I fucked 6 girls today

I fucked 3 girls today on National fuck pussy day
by Kyle Meyer October 9, 2017
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