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fish

Food that should not be eaten before or after you eat ice cream. If you do, you will get Violent Explosive Diarrhea.
by Shawn B. May 19, 2003
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jelly fish

an animal that is so damn annoying. when your in the water swimming, oh hello there human! let me give you 5 big red lines behind your back! the brainless creatures are useless and they aren't meant to be on the earth!
damn it! a man o war jelly fish just stung the crap out of me!
by calvin stone May 28, 2022
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Yu-shiang whole fish

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.
My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!
by woody dick March 4, 2023
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roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.
I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.
by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016
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troll-fishing

to post content for the sole purpose of baiting (and catching) people to troll.
Did you see the anti-Trump meme I posted? I was troll-fishing for my alt-right uncle and now it has 102 angry comments.
by steine April 22, 2018
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Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.
Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"
by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024
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Fish & Drips

The act of eating fish while receiving tartar sauce through an IV.
Person 1: Hey I wanted to give my condolences about your brother, cardiac arrest is a rough way to go.
Person 2: He's in a better place now, and he died doing what he loved: Fish & Drips.
by Sadness Incarnate November 18, 2020
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