Sucks Emo Hair

Basically like saying that sucks. Exept a little more harsh. Saying Sucks Emo Hair doesn't have a total description. -Chris (Hoffer)

Guy1: My rat died.

Guy2: That Sucks Emo Hair Dude.

by Hoffer September 7, 2007

The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.

Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

by Gizrik October 3, 2016

emo reach around

When you grab an emo's fuck tard hair from behind and punch him in the face.

Charlie gave that dumb bitch an emo reach around.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

faded emo cow

a white girl that smoked weed and drinks milk, michele <3

michele is one faded emo cow.

by michilin April 26, 2005

Cheer Up Emo Kid

"Cheer Up Emo Kid" is the phrase said to a person who is feeling emotionally down over one thing or another.

"My boyfriend and i are losers"
"Cheer Up Emo Kid"

by tozza September 28, 2003

the 7th grade emo phase

The "Emo years" usually lasting from age 12-16. This phase includes dyeing hair, feeling like no one understands you and listening to punk rock or punk rock music from 1990-2009. These little shits can be found at hot topic or sitting alone outside with earbuds in and hair hanging over their eyes.

"Do you want to hang out with Mark?"
"No, he just started the 7th grade emo phase and won't go outside to achieve pasty pale skin."

by nerd is the werd February 9, 2015

Holy Emo Trinity Church

Fans of the Emo Trinity and Emo Quartet, or My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Twenty One Pilots, will often call themselves members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church. They worship Brendon Urie and Gerard Way as the gods Beesus and Geesus. The religion’s holy texts are Wattpad fan fictions, especially the Milk Fic. Cheez Whiz baptisms are often preformed. This all started due to Gerard Way famously singing in the song *G-NOTE WARNING* Welcome to the Black Parade that he would be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, much like Geesus.

Mia: Members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church are weird...
Leon: HOW DARE YOU! GEESUS BURN THIS WOMAN ALIVEEEEE.
Mia: *sprints*

by Smol Bean Protector June 14, 2018