bear trap queen

Antonym to trap queen.

A female who acts loyal to family and friends but is quick to stab them in the back.
She'll trick you into trusting her, drawing you in with a fake persona then snap on you like a bear trap.

I got my dick caught in a bear trap queen.

by zombitchin April 9, 2016

poaler bear

A poster on a the best web site online. Most of them are nigger faggots who like to post cartoon polar bears and talk shit about Lizzo.

Man, that poaler bear sure hates that sheboon Lizzo!

by WolfgangBlack February 4, 2022

gummy bears

something desirable. usually a snack at the ungodly hour of 3am

"mmm a pack of gummy bears sound real good right about now~"

by R0tt3ngutz666 February 4, 2022

It’s a bear

Something to say when you have an erection and you don’t actually want to tell anybody.

At a party:

Gene: Lucas, would you like another beer or t-
Lucas: Oooh! It’s a bear!!

by Bigrockstar1119 August 13, 2018

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

Steddy Bear

1. A hairy man who that uses unique manscaping to attract sexual partners.

2. Hairy man who manscapes for role playing as human bear.

My Steddy Bear got me flowers for national girlfriends day.

by Stick-B-Rad August 1, 2022

Throwing Bears

To have sex with

Dude: How'd you get that bruise?
Chick: I was throwing bears at my boyfriend

by Passer Catulli October 14, 2009