Urban Dictionary
WhAt'S TheEiS?Inception, that's what!
He whispers, "Urban Dictionary" over and over again, until seduction has been reached.
He whispers, "Urban Dictionary" over and over again, until seduction has been reached.
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯well fuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯ December 03, 2019
The act of abducting two little kids (one boy, one girl), stripping them naked, and skullfucking their eye sockets with a spiked dildo until they become empty holes in their heads. Once you do that, throw the girl's blood along with enough shit, piss, cum, vaginal fluids, spit, and vomit to fill five gallons in the blender and blend for thirty minutes, after which you whip them repeatedly until they drink your concoction, which you save some of to pour in their eye sockets along with lemon juice. While whipping them, you then force them to rape a stallion as hard as possible (buttsex for the boy, blowjobs for the girl) and after whipping them, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up their asses. After that, hit the boy and girl hard on the back with a sledgehammer until they start bleeding and use a staplegun to make a sorta-human centipede out of the horse, boy, and girl, in that order. You then feed the horse laxatives and diuretics and kick and whip the boy and girl as hard as you can until the boy shits, rip off one of their arms and fuck the stubs, violently separate the three, and then anally fist them, ending with taking a sledgehammer to the boy's head until just before he dies and decapitating him afterward, tying up and raping his dead body, and then forcing the girl to fuck and eat his dead body and her severed arm, after which you tie her up, decapitate her, and fuck both her head and body. Cum on and sew the girl's head to the boy's body and vice versa.
When Urban Dictionary users aren't rotting away in their mothers' basements, they're doing this act.
by Yopmail User May 26, 2025
by Hftihgyuug uggy November 02, 2021
A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.
Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!
Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!
by elstrongo December 22, 2020
Guy 1: Hey where did all the dead people go? the graveyard's empty.
Guy 2: Oh, all the lifeless people are at Urban Dictionary.
Guy 2: Oh, all the lifeless people are at Urban Dictionary.
by The guy with no name March 29, 2014
a happy place where everyone comes when they don't know something.
a place full of random nonsense when nonsense makes sense to the nonsenseable
a place full of random nonsense when nonsense makes sense to the nonsenseable
Kristopher: "Dude, where were those chicks from the party from?"
Luke: "I think from Jefferson Forest High School"
Kristopher: "What's that?"
Luke: "Let's Urban Dictionary it!"
Luke: "I think from Jefferson Forest High School"
Kristopher: "What's that?"
Luke: "Let's Urban Dictionary it!"
by blondemaid463 April 21, 2012
by Auriosi June 01, 2019