Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

qui cake

Someone who is actin a fool, as a result you just want to knock some sense into them.

Kanye West is such a qui cake...like who would vote for him for president.

That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!

by Quicake98mAs August 9, 2016

Salmon Co-Cakes

What some southern kids called Salmon Croquettes.

Mama fixed some salmon co-cakes today.

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Caked

To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer

Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine

by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019

Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.

Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.

by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019

Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025